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October 13, 2012


The Stanley Mickelsen Safeguard Complex (SRMSC) is an Anti-Ballistic Missile complex which was developed to preserve the United States’ second strike capability against Soviet nuclear missile attacks.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)


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This sounds like a great way to survive a North Dakota winter! Think about it, no heating or cooling bills, plus, if your neighbors annoyed you, press the BRS (Big Red Switch) and fry them!

Can anyone say "Paint Ball"...

How far is this from Dave Barry Lift Station No. 16?

Jeff: Near as Google maps can tell us, the two are about 102 miles apart, or 12 seconds, as the missile flies....

And it's close to Canada, so you can dig an escape tunnel if it doesn't have one.

This is great. You would NEVER get the Jehovah's Witnesses out there!

Actually, if they left any of the weapons there, you just might get that Witness.
I don't usually advocate violent responses but in this case, the only alternative is nuking them from orbit.

Snork @ Ralph and Steve.

"all missiles were removed from the site and the missile silos were closed."

So WHAT would be the point of buying this?

Well...it's a real fixer upper?

The 5 story pyramid bunker would be ideal for many, many hours of paintball. One college student was trying to get friends to pitch in to create the ultimate Evil Lair.

Someone who understands environmentalese should read the disclaimer about the the seepage.

I wonder about the taxes.

Seepage. Nice.

I would assume the Guild of Evil is waiting for the price to come down a bit, NMUA.

Steve: it's the only way to be sure.

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