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October 26, 2012
VOLARE!
Traces of cocaine and marijuana found in air of eight Italian cities
(Thanks to jon harris)
AND THEY'RE COMPLETELY LEGAL ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA
TODAY'S NATURE FACT
Cane toads can survive entirely off fresh cow pats
This has been Today's Nature Fact.
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
THE WILD NORTHWEST
Diaper theft ring busted in Puyallup
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
THIS WAS GOING TO BE SOME PARTY
Detectives say the teens were planning a party outside of town. Stevens County Sheriff Detectives came across the mountain of stolen stuff just off Old Dominion Road. The stash, worth about $235,000, included a bulldozer, back hoe, flat-bed trailer, two side-by-sides and a stolen SUV with guns inside.
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
TRAIL OF THE WEEK
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Trail of the Week.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR RASCAL FLATTS
City confiscates oft-escaping pig
(Thanks to Omniskeptic)
THIS IS THE THANKS HE GETS
Man who torched squirrel for dinner sparking fire to be fined $10,000
(Thanks to Omniskeptic)
FEATURING MICK AND KEITH
Earliest record to be played for 1st time since 1878
(Thanks to The Perts)
DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS WE DID NOT FINISH READING
WE CAN'T BELIEVE 'COPACABANA' -- WHICH THIS BLOG VIEWS AS A WAR CRIME -- MADE THIS LIST
Barry Manilow's Least Offensive Songs, Ranked in Order
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
October 25, 2012
TRAGICALLY, IT WAS NOT SNOOKI
Truck runs over sunbathing reality star’s head
(Thanks to jon harris)
TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE
Justin Bieber sued by man who claims he stole his credit card to pay for penis enlargement
Also Very Believable: The unnamed Michigan resident also alleges that Usher sodomised him with a firework whilst he played music by Katy Perry
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN
Nazi buddha from space might be fake
(Thanks to Omniskeptic, who says "their contract to open for Ted Nugent has been canceled.")
JUST LET IT GO TO VOICEMAIL
THE GALAXY IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL
WE'RE SOLD
IT SOUNDS LIKE IT SAYS, QUOTE, 'GANGNAM STYLE'
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Mourners flee after man turns up alive at his own wake
(Thanks to Mike Ester and B'game)
HE WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
"Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay" caught
(Thanks to Matt Filar and Allen at Division)
ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES
CAMBRIDGE CRIME REPORT
Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Cambridge Crime Report.
(Thanks to Jerald Nichols)
DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS WE DID NOT FINISH READING
CLASSY!
Caught on camera: Woman peeing inside lift
(Unholy Slacker)
October 24, 2012
AFTER WHICH THE SNAKE DECIDED TO EAT THE NURSE
Albino guinea pig attacked by python snake saved by mouth-to-mouth from nurse Beth Salleras
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
WE GOT YER ANCIENT ART RIGHT HERE
SHE'D NEVER MAKE IT AS AN ARTIST
IT'S SOME OF HIS BEST WORK
CSI: TRINITY COUNTY
Man Apparently Surprised to Learn He Had 102 Pounds of Pot in the Car
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
THESE ARE SOME VERY BRAVE RESEARCHERS
Study Questions Existence Of PMS
(Thanks to Dan Barr)
YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO PLAY GOLF
Live Shark Drops Onto San Juan Capistrano Golf Course
(Thanks to Dan Barr)
SPORTSPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Relative shoots costumed 9-year-old after mistaking her for a skunk
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
BWAHAHAHAHA
(Thanks, wiredog)
THE 'CLAPCAKE'
STD-themed cupcakes go on sale
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
THUS EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS
AFTER LENGTHY DELIBERATIONS
Top N.Y. court rules lap dances aren't art
(Thanks to The Perts)
MEANWHILE IN SPORTS
PARTY!
Polish thieves steal van with 12 bodies inside
(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)
APOCALYPSE UPDATE
3-clawed crab caught on Oregon Coast
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
HALLOWEEN IS COMING....
SO WE HAVE NOT LOST *ALL* OF OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS
October 23, 2012
IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
Man on PCP bites off own finger and swallows it after naked carjack attempt
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who notes, "Dude knows how to party.")
CUSTOMER LOYALTY
Woman accused of urinating in stand-up tanning booth at North Olmsted salon at least four times
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS WE DID NOT FINISH READING
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SUPPORTING A GOOD CAUSE
World’s biggest bra put up for auction
(Thanks to Mark Buckley and jon harris)
THERE WAS BLOOD SPATTER AS FAR AWAY AS CLEVELAND
Stephen King surprises New Brunswick high school
(Thanks to The Perts)
THIS JUST IN
Saina gets past hobbling Wang to enter final
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
NOT A QUESTION YOU SHOULD HAVE TO ASK
What is the Current population in mianus?
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)