ON THE WAY TO FLORIDA, NO DOUBT

Speeding cyclist found naked with underpants on head

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[jon]

I suppose if they're crusty enough they might make a good helmet.

[O the Umanity]

Merely wonderin' if this Chmielewski is any relation to Florian ... mebbe this guy wuz on his way to a polkafest? (As long as he'd've stayed outta M/SP, I doubt he'd've been arrested ... well, mebbe in Duluth, or Onamia ...

[manual tomato]

Alternative closing scene to Easy Rider.

[PirateBoy]

OK, question to all blog guys: Is there a single one of us who will openly admit that they *haven't* worn someone's underpants on their head, at least once?

"No comment, Senator."

[nursecindy]

PirateBoy, I'm pleading the fifth on your question.

[padraig]

There is a FAR more interesting story linked a bit down that page:

http://www.digitalspy.com/celebrity/s7/doctor-who/news/a327039/doctor-whos-karen-gillan-found-naked-in-hotel-corridor.html

I am one of several gazillion geeks with a mad crush on this feisty little red-headed* Scot, and all of us are cursing our luck at not having been in that corridor and/or having access to the security video (in hi-def and 3d if there is any justice in the world) and wondering if volunteering for storm relief crews might put us in position for the inevitable repeat performance.

* NOT a ginger. Do not use that word in conjunction with the VERY copper topped Ms. Gillan.

[Ms. Flukey]

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?

[Omniskeptic]

"It ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded."

Will that suffice?

[Ms. Flukey]

Yes, Omni. And so would "My finance left me!"

[wiredog]

So if he hadn't been wearing underwear on his head they would've let him go?

[Allen at Division]

Pad, that's an old story from last year--but yeah. Hot naked Scottish redhead Karen Gillan naked--did I mention naked?--outside your door, knocking for help and you don't open the door to help the poor, gorgeous, naked redhead yourself? This so-called "permanent resident" of the hotel is not very neighborly!

Actually, Karen has been in Alabama filming a movie (Oculus). Unfortunately it's 5 hours away from me, which is a little too long a drive for me to spend lunch hour being a photostalker. Not that I didn't think about it. A lot.

[Omniskeptic]

I had to go back to the story to remind myself where this took place. Ah, yes, Poland. Yes, I believe that under the old Commonwealth (that's the Polish one, not the British one) law of cujus bovio ejus religio, he would have been released if the nearest person with a large cow agreed.

[Layzeeboy]

What kind of bike was he riding?

A Schwing

[Jeff Meyerson]

Ms. Flukey - storekeeper to Nicolas Cage in RAISING ARIZONA.

[Ms. Flukey]

Free ride on the Geezer bus for you, JM. :)