MAYBE HE COULD MAKE THE TAXI SQUAD
A 19-year-old continues to recover after what Palm Bay police described as a botched attempt to jump over a moving car for a video showing his athletic prowess to potential football recruiters.
(Thanks to Robert Mathis, who notes, "Because coillege football recruiters always look for players that can jump over cars, just in case.")
A couple of Honda Accords on the field could only help my Carolina Panthers. Their mother must be so proud.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 28, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Bladimir did not achiebe bictory in this bicious assault by a Bolbo.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 28, 2012 at 11:52 AM
On the other hand, he definitely has the right IQ to play college football
Posted by: wingnut | October 28, 2012 at 01:20 PM
I'll bet his prowess is going to feel mighty sore for a while.
Posted by: Clankie | October 28, 2012 at 02:34 PM
I saw Conscious & Bleeding open for Hall & Oates.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | October 28, 2012 at 04:44 PM
The major difference in maturity levels between 19 year-old men and those of us of a (much) more advanced age is that we older guys have to be drunk to think this would be a good idea.
Posted by: Steve | October 29, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Future Darwin Award candidate.
Posted by: Dmentd | October 29, 2012 at 11:13 AM