BUT NOW IT GOES RIGHT PAST A TROLL

Bike Path to Avoid Elf Home

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[Keebler]

Hey, kids, get off my yard!

[Steve]

A relative (by marriage) dismisses elves, fairies, trolls, etc. But she talks confidently about her "Guardian Angel". Which she's like to have killed a number of times because neither of them can drive worth a hoot.
Which, I guess, demonstrates the whole Guardian concept.

[Betsy]

I always make better time on the troll road

[Gimli at Division]

You should always avoid those tree-hugging, pointy-eared, berry-munching girly-men!

[Omniskeptic]

I don't seem to find a translator on-line for Icelandic, but I assume Morgunblaðið means "Morning Blathering," and "Frettablaðið" is, perhaps, "Friday Blathering?"

Brought to you by the North Malden Icelandic Saga Society.

[JG]

I worked for a troll once. She was the reason there weren't any goats in New Jersey. She'd sit under the GW bridge and eat the goats as they went over...

[Omniskeptic]

I don't seem to find a translator on-line for Icelandic, but I assume Morgunblaðið means "Morning Blathering," and "Frettablaðið" is, perhaps, "Friday Blathering?"

Brought to you by the North Malden Icelandic Saga Society.

[JG]

I worked for a troll once. She was the reason there weren't any goats in New Jersey. She'd sit under the GW bridge and eat the goats as they went over...

[WVplantman]

The trolls are too busy infesting the internet to care about any bicyclists in their neighborhoods. Elves, on the other hand, are very offended by public displays of spandex.

[Omniskeptic]

Hmmm ... the blogware seems to be getting uppity.

[poker]

If you give 'em Lucky Charms you can sail right through

[Jan in Grimsby]

Let's not forget, this is the country that launched Bjork.

[Clankazoid]

Who drives over bolders anyway ?

[O the Umanity]

Weird impartation of "data" ...

" ... ended up standing upside down."

It's a ROCK! I seriously doubt that it has a label that sez, "THIS SIDE UP" ...

[Omniskeptic]

And if it did, it would be in Elvic runes.

[Jan in Grimsby]

Didn't the Elvic Runes open for Sigur Ros?

[O the Umanity]

*Elvic runes ... dang ... where's my copy of the Kensington Stone when I really need it?*

[funny man]

I understand the elves would get really man and pelt
bicyclists and occasional walkers with cookies, often
(reportedly) burnt on purpose...

[funny man]

That man, was supposed to be Mad...fingers dysfunctional occassionally...which WBAGNFARB.

[Ralph]

In the US, we have a highway Pa troll.

[SW]

Elves have left the building.

[ScottMGS]

I loved finding that troll, Ralph!