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October 27, 2012


Deflecting Incoming Asteroids with Paintballs

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)


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What kind of paint "splatters" at -270° Celsius? Water balloons have the same problem.

Use squirrels.

Getting shot in the asteroids with paintballs ain't fun.

We're going need a bigger tube of Preparation A.

Would something like this make Meatball go away ?

Deflecting asteroids with paintballs? I don't understand; where did the asteroids get the paintballs?

Put baked beans on the menu of every primary and secondary school in the world every day and the gas cloud created by those hard working boys of questionable maturity will form a dome of protection in the planets upper atmosphere. Problem solved. I've got an idea for the national debt too if anyone's interested.

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