AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK: WATER BALLOONS
Deflecting Incoming Asteroids with Paintballs
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
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October 27, 2012
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What kind of paint "splatters" at -270° Celsius? Water balloons have the same problem.
Use squirrels.
Posted by: Ralph | October 27, 2012 at 04:08 PM
Getting shot in the asteroids with paintballs ain't fun.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 27, 2012 at 04:23 PM
We're going need a bigger tube of Preparation A.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 27, 2012 at 04:30 PM
Would something like this make Meatball go away ?
Posted by: Clankie | October 27, 2012 at 08:49 PM
Deflecting asteroids with paintballs? I don't understand; where did the asteroids get the paintballs?
Posted by: Dmentd | October 27, 2012 at 11:59 PM
Put baked beans on the menu of every primary and secondary school in the world every day and the gas cloud created by those hard working boys of questionable maturity will form a dome of protection in the planets upper atmosphere. Problem solved. I've got an idea for the national debt too if anyone's interested.
Posted by: wingnut | October 28, 2012 at 01:27 PM