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Posted by: JAG | October 28, 2012 at 11:24 AM
So of course, what this made me think of is the classic old tune, Great Big Gobs, etc. But being older than dirt, I couldn't remember much more than the first line, so I googled it. Before I'd even finished typing, I was directed to, you guessed it, a Wikipedia entry for the song. The Singularity is near.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 28, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Blech!
Posted by: nursecindy | October 28, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Oh, that is infinitely worse than spilling a truckload of beer.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | October 28, 2012 at 12:31 PM
I'd offer to help clean it up, but I haven't got the guts.
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 28, 2012 at 01:13 PM
So the driver believes in catch and release?
Posted by: wingnut | October 28, 2012 at 01:18 PM
Omni, I'm sure it says something unpleasant about me that I don't have to google the next "greasy grimy gopher guts" line...although back in 1865 when I was a kid I thought the words were "groffa grits". Didn't make any sense, but kids don't need things to make sense to find them funny......
I think there's a line in there about "..wish I had a spoon"....
Posted by: Wolfsong | October 28, 2012 at 02:10 PM
This wouldn't even make the news in New Jersey.
Posted by: Clankie | October 28, 2012 at 02:33 PM
Kitty litter.
Posted by: Ralph | October 28, 2012 at 03:13 PM
Groffa grits was a marginally-popular early product from Kellogg, as I seem to recall. Named after Herman "Gritty" Groffa, the Korn King of Kalamazoo and founder of the online dating site, eHominy.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 28, 2012 at 06:10 PM
So, spilled his guts, eh? I'll bet they had a whale of a time cleaning that up.
And it probably gave motorists a major haddock, too.
Thank cod this was just a fluke occurrence.
Speaking of flukes, the driver's name? Gil. (Yes, and he's a Pisces, girls!)
Lucky he didn't get hurt, otherwise he might've needed a sturgeon.
I heard he slipped the cop a fin not to give him a ticket.
You understand, we're just making puns for the halibut. (So stop carping about it!)
Posted by: maimzini | October 28, 2012 at 07:44 PM
Eat them up, yum.
Posted by: Loudmouth | October 28, 2012 at 09:54 PM