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September 27, 2012

WE'RE BETTING THE CAT FETCHED THE GUN FOR HER

Investigators in Harris County, Texas, are trying to figure out what prompted a woman to shoot her husband in an argument over their cat.

(Thanks to jon harris)

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Much as I love my cat, Dave, it would be right in character. She has a tag on her collar (yes, she wears a collar) that says "bad kitty" for a reason.

Dmented has a pussycat named Dave?

Sure, ligirl, and her collar says 'bad kitty.' Out loud. Regularly.

Cat got your .22?

Cats are smart.

Advice to men, never complain to an armed woman about her pussy.

Bet ya anything it had to do with cleaning out the litter box.

But the cat came back, the very next day....

He had cut the cat's tail off and was trying to tape it back on. She shot him for retailing pussy in front of her.

Anytime you see the words woman, argument, cat and husband in the same story it's safe to assume the word shooting is going to follow.

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