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September 27, 2012
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Touch my shoes and I'll break your face.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 27, 2012 at 09:48 AM
You wear high heels at work, nursecindy?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | September 27, 2012 at 09:55 AM
he could've re-soled them & made a fortune
Posted by: ligirl | September 27, 2012 at 10:09 AM
High heels, short white dress, and white hose, are all part of the uniform JSG.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 27, 2012 at 10:15 AM
I think I just broke my toe in North Carolina...er, kidney...er, brain...need specialty information.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | September 27, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Hey! I'm five-five, dammit, and that ain't short! (Stands with right hand inside shirt, wearing silly hat, speaking French with a Corsican accent, and planning the conquest of Europe.)
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 27, 2012 at 11:50 AM
I think I need to move to North Carolina and break my arm. Or something.
Posted by: wiredog | September 27, 2012 at 12:05 PM