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September 30, 2012
NO THANKS!
Meet the teenage girl who has transformed herself into a living cartoon character
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
WE WOULD HAVE MOVED
NOT DISTURBING AT ALL!
'A DASTARDLY DEFECATING DESPERADO'
Bowel movement burglaries raise stink in PSL
(Thanks to Ralph)
MEANWHILE IN THE UNSPEAKABLE HELL THAT IS FLATHEAD COUNTY
TODAY'S HYGIENE FACT:
ATTENTION, PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY:
Former Apple, NASA Engineers Make $11,111 Coffee Maker
(Thanks to jon harris)
MOO GOO BAMBI
LET'S SEE HOW LONG THEY LAST ON THE ROADS OF SOUTH FLORIDA
Road rage Russian style: How motorists settle their scores with guns, bats and AXES
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
A SQUIRREL IS A SMALL ANIMAL
'Small animal' believed responsible for bullet train delays affecting 68,000 passengers
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
HE ADVISED IT OF ITS RIGHTS, THEN TASERED IT
September 28, 2012
'I'D GET OFF THE COUCH, HONEY, BUT I CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT US'
Advisory: Butt crackage.
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA
Woman was injecting heroin while driving
(Thanks to Mac Junior)
THIS IS A GREAT COUNTRY
How long does it take to afford a beer?
(Thanks to wiredog)
IT NEVER GETS OLD
How to see Uranus in a telescope this weekend
(Thanks to Pete Christensen)
HAPPY HOUR
Japan's first masturbation bar for women opens in Shibuya
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THE DOG IS PRETTY WASTED
(Thanks to jon harris and Matt Filar)
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Giant Gas Cloud Surrounds Our Milky Way Galaxy
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "It originated in Ndew Jersey.")
APPARENTLY THEY MATE FOR LIFE
New fish species found where males have four HOOKS on their genitalia
(Thanks to W.von Papineau)
DRY-ICE DISPUTE
Colorado "Frozen Dead Guy" festival to go on with or without corpse
(Thanks to Ralph)
MEANWHILE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE
MIAMI POLITICAL REPORTING
It's not for the faint of heart.
The guy getting doused here is Michael Putney, an excellent journalist and good friend of this blog.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
September 27, 2012
WE'LL JUST HAVE A HEINEKEN, THANKS
Rogue Ales Creates Brew Out Of Yeast From Brewmaster John Maier's Facial Hair
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
CARE FOR A SNACK?
IT'S COMPLICATED
Tycoon offers HK$500 million to wed 'married' daughter
(Thanks to jon harris)
MIND THE SHEARS
Gardening naked in England.
(Thanks to RussellMc)
CSI: RICHMOND
Marilyn Monroe fish statue missing from Monument Ave.
(Thanks to Bruce Lucord)
WE'RE BETTING THE CAT FETCHED THE GUN FOR HER
'AMERICA'S GOT TALENT'
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
NO THANKS
Meet the people branded for life with tattoos advertising websites that no longer exist
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and W. von Papineau)
*NOW* YOU ASK
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "I can't do anything right.")
INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA
THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP
Buddhist ‘Iron Man’ found by Nazis is from space
(Thanks to Chris Knight)
DAMMIT CHLOE, I NEED VANILLA EXTRACT *NOW*
Jack Bauer Bakes the Hell Out of Cupcakes
(Thanks to Jim Morris)
WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
A toilet you can wear while you sleep
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
BRILLIANT
(Thanks to Joe in Japan, who asks, "What could possibly go wrong?")
SPEAKING OF LOWER
THERE IS NOTHING LOWER
September 26, 2012
CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE
THEY ALSO MAKE WONDERFUL PETS
'EXTRAORDINARY' IS ONE WORD FOR IT
(Thanks to Chuck Cody, Jeff Meyerson, bonmot, The Amazing Steve and Joe in Japan)
'I WAS LIKE: LET ME GUESS, THEY FOUND MY FINGERS IN A FISH'
Human finger found inside Idaho trout belongs to Wash. wakeboarder
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, kdh, bonmot, The Perts and Mike Ester)
TERRORISM UPDATE
Flaming squirrel ignites grass fire
(Thanks to Art Kraus)
TOURIST SEASON
Pythons seen wandering Rome street
(Thanks to Ralph)
WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
GOOD NEWS! WE THINK.
Another Successful Weaner Season for AGRA
Name We Are Not Making Fun Of: Hartebeestloop Bonsmaras
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
NOW THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHT TO VOMIT IN PUBLIC
THEME PARK TO BREATHALYSE RIDERS
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
'Zombie Bees' Swarm Washington State
(Thanks to Dan Barr)