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- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
You used copious amounts of hallucinogenics in the 70's, didn't you?
Posted by: wiredog | September 17, 2012 at 02:30 PM
Go ahead, take a couple of extra steps. We'll never tell.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 17, 2012 at 02:34 PM
Picasso drew pirates?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | September 17, 2012 at 02:34 PM
Now understands why Dave is a humour writer and not a cartoonist.
Posted by: Arctic Al | September 17, 2012 at 03:02 PM
Don't quit your paper route, Dave.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 17, 2012 at 03:14 PM
If you turn it upside down it looks like Lindsay Lohan.
Posted by: normnuke | September 17, 2012 at 03:18 PM
was this done with a wretch-a-sketch?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 17, 2012 at 03:20 PM
My name is Not My Usual Alias and I'm a sketchaholic.
Is there another kind of 12-Step Program?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 17, 2012 at 03:29 PM
Dave's pirate figure: [Placing blade tip in unsuspecting victim's back]
Avast ye scallywags! Turn and hand over yer booty, or be cast into the briny!
Victim [turning to face pirate]: Yikes! No, please do---- BWAAAAAA-HAH-HAH-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Dave's pirate figure: Curse that pen-challenged blackguard!!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 17, 2012 at 03:32 PM
Dave it is disturbing that you, of the left handed persuasion, chose to amputate that hand, to make the pirate a righty (NTTAWWT).
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 17, 2012 at 03:45 PM
Dave draws just as well as my grandson and I think that's pretty good.
'Course my grandson is 5.
Posted by: Steve | September 17, 2012 at 04:06 PM
I wonder if Mrs. Blog will put Dave's drawing on the refrigerator?
Posted by: nursecindy | September 17, 2012 at 05:33 PM
This draws a pirate using P,J,S,T,3,8 -- what happened to Arrr?
Posted by: Ralph | September 17, 2012 at 06:08 PM
Ralph - without a P he'd be irate
HAAARRRRRRRR!!!
Posted by: ligirl | September 17, 2012 at 06:26 PM
It occurs to me that we can continue ligirl's excellent suggestion by removing letters successively to make rate, rat, at, and a. Now, could someone please get me a clue?
Posted by: Dmentd | September 17, 2012 at 06:52 PM
A clue? Of course, Sir. Would you like rat with that?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | September 17, 2012 at 09:50 PM
Hmmm...no legs. He won't get FFFAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
Posted by: Wolfsong | September 17, 2012 at 11:04 PM
Of course, if he plays golf he may be able to make PAAAARRRR!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 18, 2012 at 12:47 AM
Wolfsong:
bottom half missing?? - must've been SHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRK.......
Posted by: ligirl | September 18, 2012 at 08:37 AM
Dave shoulda gone to ARRRRRRRRRRRT class!
Posted by: MikeyVA | September 18, 2012 at 09:29 AM
I would like to see Sophie take a crack at it. You know, for comparative purposes.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 18, 2012 at 01:59 PM