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Come on, y'all without sin can start chucking rocks.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | August 25, 2012 at 09:09 AM
Pad?
Posted by: Wiredog | August 25, 2012 at 09:19 AM
d'oh!
Posted by: ligirl | August 25, 2012 at 09:26 AM
Fleas are not usually considered STDs but in this case, they may be.
Also, I broke my tail bone once. Really. The doctor told me that a cast was impractical but, if I wanted, he could give me my a$$ in a sling.
Posted by: Steve | August 25, 2012 at 09:27 AM
Amazingly, this did not take place in Florida.
Posted by: Dmentd | August 25, 2012 at 09:31 AM
That's what I said when I sent it in, Dmentd.
I now fully subscribe to nursecindy's theory that "crazy gas" is regularly pumped through the ventilation system in all Walmarts.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 25, 2012 at 09:37 AM
Maybe he thought that he was an animal too. Attracted to animals like that is SAD! Notice how stories like these seem to include Walmart somewhere in it.
Posted by: Theresa | August 25, 2012 at 09:42 AM
Obviously a Packer backer..
Posted by: JG | August 25, 2012 at 09:49 AM
Charles Manson Deer Humpers of America?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 25, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I saw the headline and my first thought was Sheboygan, but Superior makes sense too.
Also, please note that the perpetrator originated from Illinois, and they are welcome to reclaim him. If they're too busy, we'll do the usual duct-tape-and-a-bus-ticket reverse extradition.
Posted by: padraig | August 25, 2012 at 10:56 AM
I absolutely believe Walmart pumps crazy gas through their air vents. It's the only possible explanation. You beat me to it Wiredog.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 25, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Jeff/NC, I don't think WalMart has to pump any crazy gas. Crazies are somehow drawn there; maybe they have weirdness magnets.
Posted by: Dmentd | August 25, 2012 at 12:06 PM
If it's the only way you can get a date...
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 25, 2012 at 01:04 PM
Animal husbandry?
Posted by: Wolfsong | August 25, 2012 at 01:26 PM
If he's so hot to kill/assault animals, how 'bout putting an ankle bracelet on him and turning him loose in the Everglades? Maybe it's time to give Bambi and Trigger a break. (Bet those Florida pythons give real good hugs.)
Posted by: Betsy | August 25, 2012 at 02:23 PM
RIP Neil Armstrong.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 25, 2012 at 03:45 PM
The confrontation required an X-ray??
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | August 25, 2012 at 04:37 PM
Well I won't sleep tonight. Snooki's in labor.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 25, 2012 at 09:45 PM
Maybe he'll give an interview and talk about the "bad choices" he made.
Posted by: LeDud | August 25, 2012 at 10:06 PM
It's too bad he got caught, he was one offense away from a Bingo!
Posted by: Andrea | August 25, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Neil Armstrong and Floyd Pepper on the same day? This is the saddest day of my life.
Posted by: Elon | August 26, 2012 at 12:04 AM
This is one guy that will probably get left alone in the slammer
Posted by: wingnut | August 26, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Except for the dissing of a lady cop this is all nothing but kerfluffel.
Posted by: normnuke | August 26, 2012 at 02:16 PM
Don't the Brits have their own weirdos to report on?
Posted by: mazar larry | August 27, 2012 at 01:16 PM