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August 21, 2012


Jersey City health inspectors shut down fundraising BBQ at cemetery

(Thanks to Barbara A)


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But it seemed like such a good idea....

Headline snork!

Ladies and gentlemen, after dinner we will be raffling off copies of Mr. Ruiz's cookbook "How to Serve Man."

Jersey City has health codes? Been there. Shouldn't the code just say "move somewhere else"?

Isn't it nice that Jersey City has solved all of it's other crime problems?

Bake sales and lemonade stands are similarly in danger. They should have charged extra on the ticket price for the bribe. Now if it had been Chef Vito Corleone...

I think I know.
His grave is in this churchyard, though.
He will not see us noshing here,
(Some silly phrase that rhymes with "Oh.")

Next time, invite some of the local wise guys and give them free food. Voila. Problem solved.

Hot coals are red
Gas flames are blue,
Here lies Robert -
Shishka Bob for you!

The health department had to act.
There were, potentially, thousands of dead.

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