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Nick Symmonds Breaks U.S. Beer Mile Record
(Thanks to J.R. Absher and Jeff Meyerson)
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Nick Symmonds Breaks U.S. Beer Mile Record
(Thanks to J.R. Absher and Jeff Meyerson)
Helium-huffing gibbons 'sing with soprano technique'
(Thanks to Alkali Bill, Bob Brogan and Jeffrey Brown)
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
Farmer bites cobra to death in Nepal
(Thanks to Kathleen Higgs)
Israeli biblical park outfits donkeys with wi-fi
(Thanks to Joe in Japan, who says "plenty of asses have wifi already.")
(Thanks to jon harris)
Oklahoma kindergartner Cooper Barton banned from wearing University of Michigan shirt?
(Thanks to Ken in Jax)
Excuse me but this butterfly can see with its butt
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
(Thanks to ubetcha and jon harris)
Man charged after portable toilet blows up
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Jail's gardening scheme backfires as prisoners grow pot
(Thanks to jon harris)
Topless babysitter found passed out in hotel parking lot
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says, "Guess the state.")
'Hover bike' prototype thrills sci-fi fans: Would you buy one?
(Thanks to The Perts and Jeff Meyerson)
Drunk driver pees on breath test equipment
(Thanks to Bill Moore)
Cockroach can survive 9 days without its head
(Thanks to William G.)
...for the Sea Pigs.
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
Miss New Zealand gets shoved by Miss Malawi.
Video here.
(Thanks to Bill Moore, who says "You have to expect banging in the paint.")
August 26 Is National Go Topless Day
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
Jack Bauer Bakes Cupcakes for Acer
(Thanks to Bryan, who says "They go straight to your thighs like a bullet.")
Cell Phone Throwing Championship Crowns a New King
(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)
Jersey City health inspectors shut down fundraising BBQ at cemetery
(Thanks to Barbara A)
Unfortunately our strict policy etc.
(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
How To Buy More Beer When You're Too Drunk To Drive
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
Crossing guard, 89, injured by bicyclist, 92
(Thanks to B'game)
Want to persuade Flamingos to mate? Play them Barry White and Marvin Gaye
By "works for us," we do not mean that we mate with flamingos. To the best of our recollection.
(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)
College binge-drinkers happier than non-bingers
(Thanks to Alkali Bill, not to be confused with Bilkali Al. Also Bill Hudgins)
Officials Ban River Race With Sex Dolls
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
eBay bans magic potions, spells and curses
(Thanks to Paul Hodges)
U.S. valedictorian denied high school diploma for saying ‘hell’ in speech
(Thanks to The Perts)
Artificial Intelligence Makes Worms More Informative
(Thanks to The Perts)
Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Meteorite of the Week.
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
A Chinese city has broken the world record for the largest ever bikini parade.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Urine cocktail can help fight global warming
(Thanks to Joe in Japan)
You can't spell "beauty" without "ew."
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Wife swap beavers shatter illusions
(Thanks to Ralph)
Speed Hump Signs Removed From Hartland High School
(Thanks to Renaldo)
43,000 pounds of beer spills on I-85
(Thanks to nursecindy)