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Nick Symmonds Breaks U.S. Beer Mile Record
(Thanks to J.R. Absher and Jeff Meyerson)
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Nick Symmonds Breaks U.S. Beer Mile Record
(Thanks to J.R. Absher and Jeff Meyerson)
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If this ever becomes an Olympic event, the 5000-meter and 10,000-meter could well become fatal.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | August 24, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Is there one where you can also stop for a smoke every lap? If so, I'm in.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 24, 2012 at 10:38 AM
I saw Miller or someone has a new can that opens an airhole to speed up chugging. Technology and sport, hand in hand.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 24, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Hmmm. Let me know when they have the Ex-Lax-Mile run, THEN we'll talk about physically elite...
Posted by: Ned Hickson | August 24, 2012 at 10:40 AM
- newest contributer to The Tinkler Group
Posted by: ligirl | August 24, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Loudmouth, like back in the days when you used a church key to punch two holes in a flat top beer can? Technology marches backward.
What time does the #5 Geezer Bus stop here?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 24, 2012 at 10:54 AM
*pulls up to Layzeeboy with left signal flashing*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 24, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Who says you never learn anything important from reading this blog ?
Posted by: Clankie | August 24, 2012 at 11:08 AM
If this does become an Olympic event, the Irish will dominate. Can you name one export from Ireland that isn't alcoholic ? (Please don't mention James Joyce. You have to be real drunk to read Ulyssussusss....I'm Irish by the way....)
Posted by: LeDud | August 24, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Layzee, I have told my kids(possibly more than once) about footage in the lockeroom of an NBA game at halftime in the early to mid 70's. It was the Lakers and more than one of the players was having a smoke while the coach motivated them for the second half. Then there's Babe Ruth, who got kicked benched for the second game of a doubleheader for having too many beers with fans in between games.
Posted by: wingnut | August 24, 2012 at 02:29 PM
"If this does become an Olympic event, the Irish will dominate."
Nah. After the 2nd beer they would pick a fight with the guy in the next lane.
A Canuck holds the record at 5:09.
Posted by: Joe Dwarf | August 24, 2012 at 03:01 PM
i'm thinking that if this becomes an olympic event, this blog group would win gold
Posted by: southerngirl | August 24, 2012 at 03:54 PM
I can't remember. Is a beer mile longer than a nautical mile, or shorter?
Posted by: JD | August 24, 2012 at 07:25 PM