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August 09, 2012


Man asks 911 for a ride to the store to get a beer.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)


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That's pretty funny.

If the jail is near the store, we may have a winner.

I fully expect we'll see this with a South Park-style cartoon on The Smoking Gun: World's Dumbest.

Complete with the Brittany Nunn transliteration of the caller's mush-mouthing.

OK, who here has NOT experienced the tragedy of going to the fridge to start on that fourth or fifth six-pack only to discover it is, unexpectedly, empty?
Drastic measures are justified in such cases.

One by one, our civil rights go into the dumper...

The idiot should have called 211 for social services.

The dispatcher sounds exactly like Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle.

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