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Cockroach can survive 9 days without its head

(Thanks to William G.)

Comments

[nursecindy]

How interesting! Now kill them. Kill them all.

[Not My Usual Alias]

I welcome our future overlords

[Elon]

That is creepy. Creepier is that chickens can do it.

[Omniskeptic]

Send them to Tampa for the GOP convention.

[PirateBoy]

After 11 days headless, they refer to them as "Senator".

[MikeyVA]

Joe Biden

[Theresa]

Those things are so gross. I once worked in a Chinese restaurant when I was 16 that a friend of mine got me the job and when it came time to open their refrigerator I saw at least 20 cockroaches. I pointed it out to the owner who didn't even flinch. I cleaned the refrigerator out and kept check on it whenever I worked. I wondered if the cook through them in the food.It was just so gross made me sick to look. They just don't have the same views as we do.

[Steve]

Et voila! The ancestor of the common American politician.

[ubetcha]

Elon, I've always had a thing for Mike the Headless Chicken. What a story that is!

Cockroaches, not so much.

[Guin]

Snork, snork, snork @ Omni, Pirateboy, and Steve.

[mazar larry]

Exactly why I don't try to kill them by decapitation.

[Clankie]

Yank on its hair plugs until it takes the train back to Delaware.

[Dmentd]

Edgar?

[oneblankspace]

Not only can it survive 9 days without its head, it can survive six months waiting to be posted to this blog. (comment added after the YioBii tag was added)