CSI: FORT WALTON BEACH
A local man was charged with battery after he allegedly swung at his brother with a Styrofoam plate.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Battery? Since when does Styrofoam have batteries?
Signed,
Confused
Posted by: JJeff Meyerson | August 29, 2012 at 02:01 PM
This is exactly why I never allow a Styrofoam plate in my house. If you're too 'fancy' to eat off a paper towel then I can't help you.
Exactly how do you get cuts and bruises from a Styrofoam plate anyway?
Posted by: nursecindy | August 29, 2012 at 02:17 PM
whiffle attack
Posted by: queensbee | August 29, 2012 at 03:19 PM
"On Aug. 17 the two brothers and their father were in the dining room of a Tarpon Drive residence when an argument."
Employees of the department of unfinished
Posted by: Howard from Broward | August 29, 2012 at 03:22 PM
Obviously they purchase their styrofoam plates from the same haberdasher used by John Steed for his hats.
Posted by: Betsy | August 29, 2012 at 03:28 PM
Doesn't the object have to be capable of injury in order to be charged with battery?
Posted by: Elon | August 29, 2012 at 04:16 PM
Watch out! He's defending himself with a Spork!
Posted by: MOTW | August 29, 2012 at 05:00 PM
Obviously, the victim has a plastic jaw.
Glass is so yesterday.
Posted by: Steve | August 29, 2012 at 05:04 PM