CAPTION THIS
(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)
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get thee behind me, satan!
Posted by: queensbee | August 29, 2012 at 02:19 PM
The people at Heinz finally come clean about ingredient number 57.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 29, 2012 at 02:20 PM
Tired of being outdone by Jesus and Mary, the Prince of Darkness finally appears as a piece of fruit
Posted by: Bill | August 29, 2012 at 02:31 PM
Tomato Diablo
Posted by: Beckster | August 29, 2012 at 02:32 PM
"They always do that when you touch me there. Don't stop, though..."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 29, 2012 at 02:33 PM
Before....after.
Posted by: sean | August 29, 2012 at 02:37 PM
Boffins coax tiny bull to mate with cherry tomato;
"Perfect garnish for Bloody Mary!" enthuses Martha Stewart.
Posted by: Betsy | August 29, 2012 at 02:38 PM
Where do the batteries go?
Posted by: padraig | August 29, 2012 at 02:43 PM
You say to-may-to, I say hellspawn, let's call the whole thing off...
Posted by: Alex | August 29, 2012 at 02:50 PM
Captain Kirk correctly surmises that Mr. Scott has been tinkering with the replicator while under the influence of Romulan ale.
Posted by: Clankie | August 29, 2012 at 02:53 PM
And you thought "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was just a movie. Be afraid, be very afraid!
Posted by: JB | August 29, 2012 at 02:57 PM
The new "I'll Mature When I'm Dead" cover photo.
Posted by: BJM | August 29, 2012 at 03:07 PM
The old boomerang-through-the-head gag.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | August 29, 2012 at 03:12 PM
"Nonsense! Genetic engineering of tomatoes is safe and effective!" --Chernobyl Chamber of Commerce
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 29, 2012 at 03:45 PM
Snooki spawns. Now this.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Ross_marks | August 29, 2012 at 03:50 PM
Enjoy it while you can folks. It's going in tonight's salad.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | August 29, 2012 at 04:05 PM
Handshake Rape.
Posted by: manual tomato | August 29, 2012 at 04:08 PM
Jan,no! You should put it on Ebay.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 29, 2012 at 04:11 PM
For sure, Jan. Listen to Cindy. Devil Tomato is a treasure.
Posted by: Elon | August 29, 2012 at 04:15 PM
Cindy. No. It's getting slathered in some nice balsamic dressing and heading down the little pink tunnel.
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | August 29, 2012 at 04:20 PM
This month's centerfold for Beefstake Tomatoe Magazine.
On newstands now.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 29, 2012 at 04:24 PM
Okay, Billy, now the the other eye ... the snout ... the mouth. There you have it, Mr. Tomato Head.
Posted by: Ralph | August 29, 2012 at 04:36 PM
"Gardener Hildegard Smithers was astonished to find a tomato with the likeness of Adam West."
Posted by: Just Some Guy | August 29, 2012 at 04:37 PM
Tonight on Chopped, you'll be making dessert with devil's food cake, horned toad liver, blood sausage, and this Tomato from Hell. You have twenty minutes.
Posted by: Ralph | August 29, 2012 at 04:50 PM
We .. are the toMAHtoes .. who say 'NI!'
Posted by: To MOTW o | August 29, 2012 at 05:05 PM
The sassy Bull Tomato models a kicky green fascinator from the Pippa Middleton Collection at KMart.
Posted by: Suzy Q (the original) | August 29, 2012 at 05:24 PM
Coincidence? I think not!
Posted by: Guin | August 29, 2012 at 07:43 PM
Just picked from Michelle Obama's White House garden. The tomatoes are right next to the mushrooms and pot. The tobacco is around back.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=michelle+obama+garden+tomato+images&qs=n&form=QBIR&pq=michelle+obama+garden+tomato+images&sc=0-22&sp=-1&sk=
Posted by: 2BRich | August 29, 2012 at 08:37 PM
Looks to me like the successful union of a tomato and red pepper. Let me know when the seeds are for sale, I've been waiting for this.
Posted by: wingnut | August 29, 2012 at 08:49 PM
Tomatoes on sale this week in the Fukushima Kroger.
Posted by: chris | August 29, 2012 at 09:18 PM
If I had Jesus' face I would be worth a lot more.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | August 29, 2012 at 09:34 PM
This is a tomato.
Posted by: west coast guy | August 29, 2012 at 10:07 PM
That is one horny tomato.
Posted by: Libby | August 29, 2012 at 10:47 PM
Swiss Army Tomato.
Posted by: MAC | August 29, 2012 at 11:54 PM
We have the fruit. Add nuts and flakes, you get California!
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 29, 2012 at 11:55 PM
Devil stuck in the tomato. (Ha)
Posted by: Theresa | August 30, 2012 at 12:11 AM
You call those arms? You call that a torso?
Posted by: Linda Vernon | August 30, 2012 at 01:40 AM
Okaaaaayyyy, I have a dolphin coming out one side, a rocket the other, and an green octopus out the back. I thought I was supposed to be a red mouse....
Posted by: Ron | August 30, 2012 at 04:59 AM
Mary?
Posted by: wiredog | August 30, 2012 at 06:46 AM
Nursecindy gets my vote with the Heinz caption.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | August 30, 2012 at 08:16 AM
I'm waiting for ligirl -- looks like she's on vacation.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 30, 2012 at 09:35 AM
Red Bull's genetic engineering dept. has finally prevailed. The pulp is 76 percent caffeine too.
Posted by: Joe in Japan | August 30, 2012 at 09:52 AM
Swiss Army Tomato! Love it!
Posted by: Miss Chevious | August 30, 2012 at 01:40 PM
Mephistomatoles.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | August 30, 2012 at 02:10 PM
Devil Mayter do it.
Posted by: AJ | August 30, 2012 at 03:35 PM
Bow before your new overload from the planet T' Omato!
Bow!
Posted by: She | August 30, 2012 at 03:41 PM
How does she bend her thumb like that?
Posted by: normnuke | August 30, 2012 at 05:49 PM
Maybe a pair of wings will make me catchup...
Posted by: Neil | August 31, 2012 at 03:39 PM
The new mascot for sexy fruit of the loom underware
Posted by: Tater | September 02, 2012 at 05:28 AM