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July 04, 2012

YOU HAD US AT 'SWEATY, GAG-INDUCING SPECTACLE'

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Joey Chestnut ate his way to a sixth straight win at the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest at Coney Island on Wednesday, tying his personal best in a sweaty, gag-inducing spectacle.

(Thanks to The Perts)

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That guy wins every time, and yet you'd never know by looking at him.

20,000 *burp* calories!!!

Wonder what kind of chips go best with that?

And my own hot dog feast awaits. I might be able for consume 2 of them. Clearly, I am not worthy!

Did Bloomberg let him have a 32 oz. drink to wash it all down?

Heck, if -- like the women's winner -- I could eat the number of my age ... I'd've won the men's contest ... well ... almost ... um ... whut wuz the question? (Burp) ...

Nah ... I agree with P'B' ... (while "lunch" on the job is often bratwursts (sans buns) or other meat products, it lasts me all day, and not "done in 10 minutes" ...) at a regular sitdown meal, about two is more than enuf ...

cindy, they were using water (let's see, checks Bloomberg's 50 page rules sheet, yes water is a freebie) to wet down the rolls (which is gross in itself). The local news had several comments to the effect that it was repulsive and disgusting but "really cool" to watch.

My idol is Sonia "The Black Widow" Thomas, who weighs 100 pounds and won the women's division with an incredible 45 hot dogs.

Sonya Thomas.

Her "Top 10" records:

a. Acme Oysters: 46 dozen (552) in 10 minutes.
b. Maine Lobsters: 11.4 pounds of Lobster meat (44 soft shell lobsters -- from the shell) in 12 minutes.
c. Hard-Boiled Eggs (I can eat a lot more now, however.)
(1) 65 in 6' 40 seconds.
(2) 52 in 5 minutes.
d. Downtown Atlantic Cheesecake: 11 pounds in 9 minutes.
e. Buffalo Wing Festival Chicken Wings: 6.43 lbs (of meat eaten off the bone) in 12 minutes.
f. 84 Lumber Baked Beans: 8.4 pounds in 2' 47 seconds.
g. Zocalo's Tacos (Soft-shell Chickem): 48 in 11 minutes.

h. La Costena Jalapeno Peppers: 250 1/2 in 9 minutes.
i. Cherrystone Clams: 26 Dozen in 6 minutes.
j. Crawfish: 6.5 lbs in 10 minutes.

"84 Lumber Baked Beans??!?

I'm curious how long the contestants are required to do interviews before they're allowed to run behind the partition for the projectile vomiting contest.

When a friend noted that he would be lucky to get six down in ten minutes, I encouraged him to start training at his desk during lunch time.

What could possibly go wrong?

ginormous ....ewww.

I am so very proud of the bloglits for avoiding the not-so-subtle connection between wieners and gagging in this story.

And, what's your take on this, Stephen King?

Thanks for the link, Steve.

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