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Personal EMF Shielding Devices
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July 23, 2012
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If I wear the emf headgear, then how will the High Lord Volcyx send the messages to me?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 23, 2012 at 10:38 AM
It's about time! These look a lot better than my tinfoil hats. NMUA, you have other body openings that the High Lord Volcyx can use, iykwim.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 23, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Aluminum foil is SO 2000's....
Posted by: JG | July 23, 2012 at 11:07 AM
It needs to cover the ears so I can't hear the little voices either.
Posted by: padraig | July 23, 2012 at 11:27 AM
"Comfortable enough to sleep in"
I don't think the people that buy this sort of thing do much sleeping. Not with their eyes closed, anyway.
Posted by: padraig | July 23, 2012 at 11:29 AM
nursecindy was talking about early Christmas ads the other day. I think it's never too early to start your shopping for the hard to fit head.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 23, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Silver looks like the only color. Damn ! They had a sale if they had mauve.
Posted by: LeDud | July 23, 2012 at 12:04 PM
What they don't tell you is that those hats just reflect the mind control waves towards other, unshielded, parts of your body. Or so the Voices tell me.
Posted by: wiredog | July 23, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Tin foil hats are a clearer fashion statement and a lot cheaper.
Posted by: Clankie | July 23, 2012 at 01:31 PM
Dollar Store roasting pans work for that heavy duty EMF and gov't mindreaders.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 23, 2012 at 04:15 PM
Minds. Focus people! There are other bits that are more important to protect than your brain. That's why I'm sticking with my tinfoil underpants, thank you very much.
Posted by: JD | July 23, 2012 at 05:51 PM
They must not do much with the back portion of their brains.
Or the front.
Posted by: Steve | July 23, 2012 at 07:26 PM
As a physics geek, I have to wonder how they are equating rf with emf, and measuring either one in decibels. If you are going to be pseudoscientific, at least use the right terminology.
Posted by: blaresfinejams | July 24, 2012 at 11:48 AM
@blaresfinejams: you don't seem to be much of a physics geek if you do not know that radio waves are part of the electro-magnetic spectrum. also, a "decibel" is a logarithmic ratio that people in the 'real-scientific' community (i.e. real physics geeks, engineers) use when comparing changes of large orders of magnitudes.
Posted by: The decibel man | July 24, 2012 at 02:30 PM
High Lord Volcyx told me that it wouldn't be a problem with my getting the message to eat a high fiber low fat diet, drink water regularly and exercise daily for at least 30 minutes.
Come to think of it, that sounds a lot like my cardiologist.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 24, 2012 at 02:52 PM