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July 25, 2012

NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR OF THE YEAR AWARD

Thirty six venomous snakes seized from a west Omaha home last week...

(Thanks to funny man, who asks "Why does it always have to be snakes?")

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At least it wasn't komodo dragons. Or politicians.

Or, perish the though, Barry Manilow impersonators.

That is some collection.

And in other poisonous snake news, guess the state.

"Why does it always have to be snakes?"
Because there are no venomous guinea pigs and these idiots want the thrill of danger. Up to the time when it bits them in the a$$.
I looked at that list.
Holy cow.

yeah. treacherous guinea pigs, mmmmmmmmm

"Get your feelthy hands off of my asp!"

This is a cast listing of SNAKES ON A PLANE.

The owner of the snakes, John Foss, was cited.
No, the owner of the snakes, John Foss, is crazy. He owned a Black Mamba? Sure, they're cute and cuddly but still!

Euthanize 'em, and Mr. Foss, too.

I'm surprised he didn't have a Five-Step Adder. You only get five steps before death after a bite.

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