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I want to walk in there and say, "I'd like to commission an oath, please."
Posted by: padraig | July 25, 2012 at 01:41 PM
wider than a mile.
http://www.moonbeever.com/
Posted by: manual tomato | July 25, 2012 at 01:44 PM
Solicit and oath? What kind of oath?
Posted by: Theresa | July 25, 2012 at 01:54 PM
padraig the correct thing to say would be, "I'd like to commission a %$#&*#@ oath, please." Everybody knows you have to swear before you take an oath.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 25, 2012 at 02:18 PM
well, y'all beat me to the punch. but thanks for the earworm...
Posted by: queensbee | July 25, 2012 at 02:25 PM
By Saint Wbagnafarb's bottom, I swear ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 25, 2012 at 02:44 PM
...my huckleberry friend
Posted by: ligirl | July 25, 2012 at 02:59 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. This is abuse. Try next door.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 25, 2012 at 03:01 PM
Are they located in the uber toilet?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 25, 2012 at 03:58 PM
Drop trou and show us how.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 25, 2012 at 05:19 PM
I would have guessed that the British Spelling went something like "beavre". Are Moon Beevers aggressive when defending their kits?
Posted by: Make It Rain | July 26, 2012 at 10:03 AM