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They left out the Mullet hat.
Not sold in stores.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 25, 2012 at 11:30 AM
...butt THAT's the Olympic Mascot hat!
Posted by: ligirl | July 25, 2012 at 11:45 AM
They left out a leading presidential candidate. The blog will be disappointed.
Posted by: Ralph | July 25, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Sh!t head! OOPS Am I banned now?
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 25, 2012 at 12:02 PM
I forgive MikeyVA. We all should.
Posted by: LeDud | July 25, 2012 at 12:13 PM
What's wrong with the beer hat? I know dudes who've gotten laid by women who wore it.
The women may not have realized... Or remembered...
Posted by: wiredog | July 25, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Le DUD!
Thank you! (scratches LeDud off of going to hell list)
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 25, 2012 at 12:43 PM
wiredog,
Or were given ruffies?
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 25, 2012 at 12:44 PM
Seriously who would wear a hat like this? I am sure someone somewhere would buy it though. You could include it in the Holiday gift guide. Does this come scented or a scratch and sniff option? Wears the corn? (Har)
Posted by: Theresa | July 25, 2012 at 01:52 PM
Damn those Wikileaks guys! I told them the flowerpot hat was classified! In fact ... NOoooo! That's a picture of me telling them that! Bastards!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 25, 2012 at 02:58 PM
I've always wanted a toupee. Not to hide the obvious, but so I could doff it when meeting a lady and watch her expression.
I have simple wants.
Posted by: Steve | July 25, 2012 at 04:31 PM
The Blog Christmas Gift Guide is early this year.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 25, 2012 at 05:22 PM
I have a friend whose nickname (IANMTU) is
Sh!thead. His father even calls him that. This would be perfect for him.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 26, 2012 at 02:31 PM