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July 30, 2012

ATTENTION, MEN WHO FEEL COMPELLED TO SET FIRE TO THINGS IN THEIR BUTTULAR REGIONS

Do you not have the internet?

(Thanks to Stu Owers, Ross Marks, and jon harris)

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I bet his privates were in bits.

Ah, the old fireworks-in-buttocks trick.

And a more pertinent question would seem to me to be "what part of fireworks do you not understand?"

I see the location, Darwin, hmmm...

He may want to lay off the spicy foods for awhile.

"alcohol was a possible factor"

You don't say. Imagine that, alcohol, who'da thunk it?

What must of seemed to be a great idea at the time

MUST OF SEEMED?!?!

I guess they don't OF an editor that knows English.

Well, he can be thankful his "stunt only backfired"! What if it had frontfired?

Red beans and rice, with hot sauce, from the Florida Cracker.
The end may be the same, but you'll enjoy the beginning a lot more.

For those who are having trouble visualizing the results, here's a picture from the internet.

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that link. I told myself not to. Now I can't unsee it. Thanks, Ralph.

Here's how the story was covered in his home twon.

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2012/07/31/312406_ntnews.html

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