A PERSONALIZED REMINDER FOR YOUR SURVIVORS THAT YOU WERE KIND OF CREEPY
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Way too creepy
Posted by: JG | July 26, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Instead of hair, just plant chia seeds
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | July 26, 2012 at 12:05 PM
"We can digitally add hair?" Huh? How? And why? In fact, "why" to all of it?
I would not pay for this, but if the Cremation Solutions folks are listening, I would pay for a service in which you agree to scatter my ashes over one or more specified persons. If you promise to rub it into their hair, I'll pay more. Call me.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | July 26, 2012 at 12:09 PM
I do not understand people who want to be cremated, yet kept around in an urn. If I were to be cremated, it would be so my little pile of remains could be dumped somewhere, not take up space on someone's mantelpiece.
I'm leaving myself to the medical school to be a cadaver, so there's not going to be anything left of me in any case.
Posted by: Guin | July 26, 2012 at 12:22 PM
My late father-in-law's ashes were placed in a black-powder cannon at his memorial service and shot out over the fields where he "poached his first deer". Wind-drift carried the ashes over spectators and deposited them in the eaves and gutters of two of his children's houses.
THAT'S why you get cremated.
Posted by: DrPat | July 26, 2012 at 12:45 PM
arent they already personalized.........since your personal remains are in there? oh, and dont theyhave a romney head too? probably some off the wall folk who would LIKE to see the president on an urn. how tacky.
Posted by: queensbee | July 26, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Romney is not, and will not be, president. But I wouldn't mind seeing him *in* an urn.
Posted by: Guin | July 26, 2012 at 12:57 PM
I want to have my ashes scattered over a large outdoor food event, presuming the ladies of the church won't permit having my ashes scattered over the memorial bbq after the service.
Those deaconesses just don't have much of a sense of humor when it comes to scattering ashes.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 26, 2012 at 01:04 PM
The urn looks more like Ron Butler than President Obama.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 26, 2012 at 01:09 PM
Obama ? I thought it was Bill Cosby.
Posted by: Clankie | July 26, 2012 at 01:29 PM
That urns an F from this teacher.
Posted by: MikeyVA | July 26, 2012 at 04:50 PM
Do they have one that looks like the Blog? One good urn deserves an author.
Posted by: Ralph | July 26, 2012 at 07:33 PM
Hello, Honey, this is Dear. When you make arrangements with my cremator, please do not spend all or any part of $2600 to "urn" me. Just empty the ash bucket out on a nice windy mountain top, like we talked about.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | July 26, 2012 at 11:02 PM
...all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their cremator....
Posted by: Ralph | July 27, 2012 at 12:09 AM
Um, Guin, going to the med school is sort of customary in my family. But when they're through, you are cremated and the ashes returned to the family.
We're usually scattered at sea since most of who are left live near the ocean.
Well, we wait until we die, but you get what I mean.
Posted by: Steve | July 27, 2012 at 09:33 AM
"Hi. You've reached Bob's Mortuary. You stab 'em; we slab 'em. You kill 'em; we chill 'em. Let us plot your future. All Men cremated equal."
Posted by: bonmot | July 27, 2012 at 03:00 PM