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Why You Should Spiral-Cut Your Wiener
(Thanks to jon harris)
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June 30, 2012
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It takes a big man to spiral-cut his own wiener.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 30, 2012 at 01:32 PM
Well I'd have to say a spiral cut wiener would be a great conversation piece, not so sure about looking cool.
Posted by: max | June 30, 2012 at 01:55 PM
I'm sure whut I say will offer sum clues as to my age (REALLY old!), but ... I'm reminded of an old parodic narrative poem ... one of the lines wuz: "He pulled his gun, and he shot her dead! The Dirty B!tch had a left-hand thread!"
(Of course, a preceding line offers a major clue as to his chagrin upon makin' this discovery: "Then over the hill came Dirty Dick. The only man alive, with a corkscrew pr!ck!") (Yeah ... I'm old ... or did I mention that already? HOWever, should any of y'all have a printable copy of that little adventure in rhyme and myth, I'd appreciate yer sendin' it to Moi Ownself ... I fergit the rest of the "poem" ...)
Posted by: O the Umanity | June 30, 2012 at 04:28 PM
Nice nose, weiner boy.
Relish and ketchup on a hot dog? Yuck.
Where's the mustard?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2012 at 04:35 PM
Yawn. Carl Sagan and Steven Hawking spent a whole show talking about that.
Posted by: Clankie | June 30, 2012 at 04:57 PM
why that headline was ... misleading. I AM SHOCKED!!
Posted by: queensbee | June 30, 2012 at 05:02 PM
oh, and so was anthony!
Posted by: queensbee | June 30, 2012 at 05:02 PM
That's kind of an interesting idea. The mustard, ketchup and pickle relish has a way of going in between the hotdog now.
Posted by: Theresa | June 30, 2012 at 05:12 PM
For a minute I thought this was what happened to guys bored of piercing .
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 30, 2012 at 05:30 PM
O the U: There are various versions; just Google "corkscrew cock" or "corkscrew prick" and you'll find Deadeye Dick, Screwy Dick, Joe McGlock, a man named Brock, etc.
Posted by: Ralph | June 30, 2012 at 05:51 PM
RALPH! TYVM!!!
Y'know ... I've looked around fer that little gem of scatologicalness ... but never thot to g00gle the actual phraseologyness ...
Duh! (The "version" for which I'm lookin' wuz titled "Pi$$-pot Pete" ... )
Posted by: O the Umanity | June 30, 2012 at 08:12 PM
Well ... that din't werk much ... lotsa "short" stuff, but I'm lookin' fer a longer narrative-type item ... but now I have a method (of sorts) to aid my search ... an exercise in futility, with no rational reason to pursue it ... heckuva deal, eh?
Posted by: O the Umanity | June 30, 2012 at 11:21 PM
We understand Bill Clinton always used a spiral cut wiener in the White House.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 01, 2012 at 07:14 AM
Ketchup on a hot dog is unAmerican. Or just plain gross.
Bet it wasn't even refrigerated.
Ouch, get off me, woman!
Posted by: Steve | July 01, 2012 at 12:52 PM
That's what cost him his seat in Congress
Posted by: poker | July 02, 2012 at 07:48 AM