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June 30, 2012
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I would rather see that than what they've been showing on our weather reports. If I see one more TV news report showing a kid in a sprinkler, another old person on a front porch fanning themselves, or another story about how you can bake chocolate chip cookies on the dashboard of your car, I'm going to scream. It was 104 here yesterday and is expected to be 105 today. A small tidal wave would feel pretty good right about now.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 30, 2012 at 01:38 PM
Ah, Virginia. Lava her or leava her...
Posted by: JG | June 30, 2012 at 02:12 PM
very very funny. does the rapture figure in to that?
Posted by: queensbee | June 30, 2012 at 02:47 PM
Roughly 100 here in VA outside DC as well. With power out in many areas due to last night's storm, things could get ugly.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 30, 2012 at 03:18 PM
RtW-H ... watchu mean, "get" ugly ... I wuz under the impression that it's always ugly in (or near) DC ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | June 30, 2012 at 04:32 PM
WTFBBQ happened to my post?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2012 at 04:33 PM
It's 62 at 1:30 in the afternoon here, Northwestern Washington State, could you please share a little warmth.
Posted by: Dum Bass | June 30, 2012 at 04:33 PM
Linda Richmond has weather ?
Posted by: Clankie | June 30, 2012 at 05:02 PM
OtU, Even though I am technically inside the DC beltway, I feel well-separated from the "ugliness" you speak of, ThankYouVeryMuch.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 30, 2012 at 05:37 PM
Yeah, NW Washington....currently 67.8 at 4:00pm...no baking cookies on dashboards going on here, nope nope nope..
Posted by: Wolfsong | June 30, 2012 at 07:01 PM
Volcanoes with a chance of Godzilla. Give this man an Emmy!!
Posted by: Guin | June 30, 2012 at 07:51 PM
Whutever y'all say, Richard tW-H ... if yer happy, I'm happy ... um ... well ... mebbe yer not happy ...
Jeff -- yer post wuz lost under the lava flow ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | June 30, 2012 at 08:09 PM
I would hook up my cable again if they had more of this stuff on.
Oh, and it's 111 here today in AZ. Already feels like a volcano has erupted.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | June 30, 2012 at 10:49 PM
*serves up frozen Stoli Limonaya for all,except those dorks N of Seattle*
... way to drown a volcano
Oh - Sioux, forgot to chill a box for you!!
Posted by: tash | June 30, 2012 at 11:41 PM
That was at least different. I liked the old "Weather Man" before "Meteorologists" took over.
Modern forecasts consist of 3 minutes of mindless blather before they give the actual details in 10 seconds. Your mind is just waking up and you miss it.
Posted by: Steve | July 01, 2012 at 01:01 PM