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June 28, 2012


Truck carrying 2,000 mice stolen in Missouri by heroin addicts

(Thanks to Mark Newsom)


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A modern take on the Tom and Jerry saga.

Shooting Horse has been replaced by shooting Mouse.

I'm told they are a Gateway Rodent.

"The mice, valued at $10,000 were unharmed." So mice are going for $5 apiece these days? Good thing the cat likes Friskies.

Obviously, the next step is Squirrel.

I saw them open for 10,000 Maniacs.

Wanna bet they're not heroin addicts anymore? It would cure my drug problem, if I had one.


They used to work for the real life equivalent of TV's Chuck show's BUY MORE? They thought the mice would work nicely with the laptops....

( wakes from nap ) 2,000 heroin addicted mice stole Missouri ? ( Goes back to sleep )

It's a sad state of affairs when our heroin addicts can't even steal decent black market products like tvs or iphones.

Now if they'd been smoking pot it would have been a run of the mill case of the munchies.

Mice, who needs mice when you have that thingy doodle in you can use if you are even a little coordina,,.opfa;lfg;l

Oh, nevermind.

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