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June 27, 2012

LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE

A 72-year-old New Jersey man has been charged with threatening to shoot his neighbor for farting in front of his home.

(Thanks to Mag Last)

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Just follow the neighbor around with a lighter. Get just the right conditions and he'll jet right out of the neighborhood.

Wait, which one of these is gonna stay posted? 'Cause I got more.

judi posted this one, and Dave posted the other... hmmmmm... I think the "Goddess Priority Rule" is in order here.

its an apt bld, inside. and i could see how this could happen. PEW!

Firing a gun would create a spark.
That could be unfortunate.

HAH! judi's post won! I liked hers better anyway.

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Seems justified to me.

Machine gun farts.

What kind of name is "Teaneck"? Can someone explain that to me? What kind of community would a "Teaneck" Community be?

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