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Posted by: Clankie | June 27, 2012 at 04:35 PM
It invented the concept of a cat?!? So we can blame Google for cats, now?
Microsoft: We'll see your cats and raise you an exploding toilet.
Apple: Ha! Our exploding toilet will be much easier to use! Of course, if you want to develop apps for it, we'll have to approve them.
The Open Exploding Toilet Foundation: Fascist scum! Our exploding toilet will be available to everyone, even in the developing world! If you manage to record the explosions, you can post them anywhere you like, without concern about intellectual property! Or intellectual anything else, for that matter!
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 27, 2012 at 05:36 PM
Introduce it to porn before it takes over the world.
Posted by: Steve | June 27, 2012 at 07:29 PM
I'm going to wait for the release of Cats 2.0. Feral (Version 1) was OK, but I could never get the mouse to work properly, and the audio sounded hissy.
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 27, 2012 at 07:39 PM
This is not a good idea. Pretty soon it will "invent"
cat "houses", give cats rights, and take over the world. (There's an old uncouth joke in there too, but I am too classy to make it explicit.)
Posted by: funny man | June 28, 2012 at 06:00 PM