IS OUR REPORTER'S LEARNING?

Flathead County Police Blotter: 9:25 p.m. A woman on Harmony Court reported that her son is been taking things from her home.

(Thanks to funny man)

Comments

[nursecindy]

11:36 a.m. A man on Lost Creek Drive called in to say that he watched a couple of dogs attack some goats.
11:57 a.m. Someone called in to report that 20 goats “crawled” over a fence.
Any chance these incidents are related? Also, shacking up in a trailer with a cowboy sounds like the title of a bad country song.

[Layzeeboy]

11:36 a.m. A man on Lost Creek Drive called in to say that he watched a couple of dogs attack some goats.

11:57 a.m. Someone called in to report that 20 goats "crawled" over a fence.

Well, yeah, they were being attacked by a couple of dogs.

[MikeyVA]

Maybe he was moving out?

[nursecindy]

*SMACKS* Layzeeboy.

[LeDud]

Do you suppose "the cowboy" looks like a young John Travolta a-la URBAN COWBOY ? Probably not.

[MikeyVA]

Lazy,

Weren't they supposed to be jumping over the fence, No that lambs, never mind.

[Omniskeptic]

2:35 p.m. The owner of an RV park in Hungry Horse reported that tourists from Florida complained about the remoteness and lack of cable in the park. Additionally, he claimed that the women threw herself onto the floor and yelled. He claimed to have never seen anything like it.

Clearly not a regular reader of the blog, then.

[Mxymaster]

Be fair -- that's probably exactly the way it was reported to the police. "My son is been taking things from my home!"

They do things differently in Flathead.

[ubetcha]

"10:54 a.m. An Evergreen man reported that his fiancé has been missing for three days and suspects she is shacking up in a trailer with a man who refers to himself as a “cowboy.”

I prefer to believe that she was only trying to save a horse.

[Meanie the Blue]

What a bunch of is-beens.