GUESS THE STATE
Sesame Street strip club to serve liquor
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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June 29, 2012
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Can you tell me how to get (how to get) to Sesame Street?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 29, 2012 at 07:40 AM
Elmo is really tickled now!
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 29, 2012 at 08:28 AM
You need the liquor if you are going to be getting a lap dance from Miss Piggy . . .
Posted by: Brian D. | June 29, 2012 at 09:24 AM
The Star Wars hookers were less creepy than this, and I never thought I'd be able to say that.
Posted by: padraig | June 29, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Brian - bet you'd liquor if you like bacon
what?
Posted by: ligirl | June 29, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Now it's time to count the rounds, with The Count!
One! (Gulp, slurp)
Two! (Glug, glug, glug)
Three! (Slorg, slobble, fall, crash)
The Count is UNDER the table. The table is OVER The Count. The Count is DOWN for the count. The cops are AT the door. (And so on and so on.)
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 29, 2012 at 04:13 PM
The Count clearly cannot hold his liquor.
But I'm more worried about a drunken Oskar.
Posted by: Elon | June 29, 2012 at 05:05 PM
Klingon Sesame St.
" Today's number is three !
One ! ( drumroll, cymbal clash )
Two ! ( drumroll, cymbal chash )
Three...? (clown horn ) "
Posted by: Clankie | June 30, 2012 at 08:52 AM