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Somebody who had received too many as wedding presents?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 30, 2012 at 04:57 PM
The trash collectors have cameras to monitor waste, so be careful people of Christchurch and next time you wish to throw away your old explosives make sure to put it in your neighbor's yellow bin.
Posted by: max | May 30, 2012 at 05:04 PM
Dead goats aren't recyclable? Seems like there ought to be a million uses.
Posted by: padraig | May 30, 2012 at 05:23 PM
"Who would think a nappy is recyclable? "
The same people who think SNL is still funny...?
Posted by: Clankie | May 30, 2012 at 05:36 PM
Someone threw away marijuana?
How dopy is that?
Posted by: Steve | May 30, 2012 at 06:03 PM
Sometimes I miss college.
Posted by: fivver | May 30, 2012 at 07:53 PM
Recycling vs. Composting: An Idiot's Guide.
Posted by: Blogchik | May 30, 2012 at 09:20 PM
Use the red bins for ammunition... important to know.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 30, 2012 at 09:56 PM
Bin there. Did that goat.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | May 30, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Pffftttt...amateurs..... like max, I always place my surplus machine gun belts into the neighbour's garbage can.
Posted by: Afkat | May 30, 2012 at 10:38 PM
Such a waste!
(Sorry, had to make a trashy comment. (And guys, check that link!)
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 30, 2012 at 11:00 PM
That really gets my goat.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | May 31, 2012 at 03:09 AM
Dead dogs, a belt of machinegun bullets, sex toys, marijuana, a hand grenade and a goat
These are a few of my favourite things...
Posted by: Ross | May 31, 2012 at 03:41 AM
Let's try to format this sort of thing properly.
2 Dead dogs
1 belt of machine bullets
4 sex toys, minced
1 oz marijuana
1 hand grenade
1 goat
Combine all ingredients in a sauce pan, ...
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 31, 2012 at 11:52 AM
...and a partridge in a pear tree.
Posted by: Ralph | May 31, 2012 at 08:50 PM