WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR SARCASTIC FRINGEHEAD
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May 20, 2012
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They also opened for Phish.
Posted by: ubetcha | May 20, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Nurse sharks are normally harmless but this one takes the cake. Or she will if she evolves to desserts.
Posted by: Steve | May 20, 2012 at 01:49 PM
Interesting thought experiment: offer it nothing but beets and brussel sprouts for a month, then throw Chris Matthews into the tank and see what happens.
Posted by: Clankie | May 20, 2012 at 02:01 PM
Clankie,
the problem with that experiment is that his recent Jeopardy appearance has confirmed what many have suspected for some time, Chris Matthews is a vegetable.
Posted by: max | May 20, 2012 at 02:26 PM
I am NOT going to point out that somebody misspelled "vegetarian".
Posted by: nursecindy | May 20, 2012 at 09:42 PM
Uh-uh NC; "Vegetaraian" means that the shark in question is a native of the planet Vegetara.
I know because it's orbit is very close to that of Planet Wolfsong.
There! So glad we cleared that up!
Posted by: Wolfsong | May 21, 2012 at 12:15 AM
This is what happens when you meddle with nature.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 21, 2012 at 04:38 PM
Bruce the Shark?
Posted by: X | May 21, 2012 at 06:57 PM