WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

Beer-guzzling cows crash backyard party

(Thanks to funny man)

Comments

[Just Some Guy]

This is why I support our right to barn beers.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Police said they heard reports of screams from a group of women as five or six cows stumbled into the yard, eagerly hurtling toward the beers.

One word, dude - rehab.

[Loudmouth]

Running of the brews.

[Jerald Nichols]

Fire Judi!

[Steve]

They aren't that far into the country if they can't tell cows from deer.
Cows say "Moo".
Deer ask where the garden is.

[poker]

This incident happened not far from where I live.
Boxford is a very nice (snooty) small town that literally does not have a stop light.
I'm surprised they allow cows at all.

[FleeJ]

**Fire Judi!**

Aw, don't do that. It may be a similar incident in the same town - the last one involved 'young adults'.

Same M.O. though. It looks like the work of a gang. Will beery beeves pass crystal meth as the new plague of rural areas? Wait...I've made the connection...

Yes! the whole thing is being masterminded at a distance by Stormy Moody.

[Omniskeptic]

This story deserved to be posted twice.

[padraig the cheesehead]

There's a brewery here that has this problem every time someone asks if they serve this stuff.

[judi]

siiiiiigh....

[LeDud]

Maybe if they opened the beers with chain saws, that would keep the cows away.

[Theresa]

I bet those cows can drink a lot.

[Clankie]

" When Cows Attack " would be better than most of the upcoming Fall shows.