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May 15, 2012

WE NEED TO LICENSE THOSE THINGS

A woman defended herself with a "pooper scooper" for nearly a half-an-hour while a man tried to hit her with another pooper scooper in Plymouth Pilliars Park early Thursday, according to the Seattle Police  Department.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

Posted by on May 15, 2012 at 02:10 PM |

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Saw Pooper Scooper open for Snoop Dawg.

Posted by: manual tomato | May 15, 2012 at 02:13 PM

There can be only One!

Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 15, 2012 at 02:27 PM

It's her own fault for not completing her Jedi training.

Posted by: clankie | May 15, 2012 at 02:39 PM

Just the scoopers without ammo? Who flung dung?

Posted by: Ralph | May 15, 2012 at 03:16 PM

A new urban courting ritual?

Posted by: Loudmouth | May 15, 2012 at 04:19 PM

Strict Federal controls, please. Stat.

Posted by: Dmentd | May 15, 2012 at 04:22 PM

These pooper scoopers are just left around the parks?
Unloaded?

Posted by: Steve | May 15, 2012 at 06:16 PM

Would've been a lot quieter if they'd've used Light Sabers ... well, except fer the Zappiness ...

Posted by: O the Umanity | May 15, 2012 at 07:34 PM

I don't know about light sabers -- I thought this was more like a Lord of the Rings notion. And Ralph, Hoo Flung Dung was an assistant producer for several of Tong Thing's films.

Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 15, 2012 at 10:25 PM

En garde!

Posted by: wiredog | May 16, 2012 at 06:52 AM

soon to be a olympic sport.

Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | May 16, 2012 at 09:39 AM

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