SPORTS UPDATE

"I was just in awe that we were at the Coliseum," said a star of the film, who goes by the name Mr. Marcus. "I've made movies for about 20 years and I've done a lot of things, but that one really stands out.… I mean, who gets to have sex on the Coliseum floor?"

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Please note that this blog is not making fun of the bylines in this story.

Comments

[Allen at Division]

Maybe not, but I'll be glad to make fun of them... They sound like stars in this movie.

[padraig]

Reminds me of my b-i-l's bachelor party at a Hooters in the Chicago burbs. He had all the guests plus the waitress write on a piece of paper the strangest place they'd ever "made whoopee" (his words) and he claimed he would be able to match them up with the culprit. The places were along the lines of "Grandma's garage", "the back of your truck", etc. With only a few slips left he reads off, "On the 50 yard line at Soldier Field."

All the guys looked at each other in total confusion, then our heads all simultaneously turned to the Hooters girl, who was meekly raising her hand...

[Elon]

Former General Manager Patrick Lynch resigned in early 2011 and was indicted in March of this year in a sweeping corruption case. "That's disgusting," Lynch's attorney, Tony Capozzola, said of the porn shoot. "He would never allow that."

I have a theory that involves an envelope and a fistful of green paper.

[padraig]

The people that did the pirate name web site should make one to create porn names. I for instance would be "Long Prong Padraig." Just an example.

[max]

I don't understand what the big deal is, the coliseum has been used in filming many other movies and TV shows - even Banacek filmed at least one episode in the coliseum. I have not seen Gangbang Girl #32 but I have a hard time believing that it is a worse film than Escape From LA, so where were these moralists when Carpenter was filming that?

[Elon]

Because as a taxpayer, I didn't get any money from Gangbang Girl #32, and clearly I should have. No one steals my stadium and gets away with it.

[max]

argh broke it again

[BruinFan4Life]

HAHAHAHAHA !!!! PRICELESS !!
Take THAT, trojans !!!
*wonders if they *used* trojans*

[jon]

If I didn't see 1 through 31 will I understand the plot in #32?

[Elon]

Waitaminute, UCLA is MY university. Do our archenemies play at the Coliseum? Well that changes everything.

[BruinFan4Life]

This year, we play usc at *our home* - the Granddaddy of them ALL - but we trade off. Coliseum is beautiful to look at - but a TERRIBLE place to watch a football game.

[Jeff Meyerson]

<> max broke the blog

[Clankie]

So from here on out people can yell " Get a coliseum ! " instead of " Get a room ! " .

[Dmentd]

Watch out for the pirate name website. Phishing...just sayin'.

[nursecindy]

Anyone else notice that, up until now, only blogguys have commented on this? One of them got so excited he broke the blog.

[padraig]

cindy, the blog wasn't broken. It just spent some time at a slightly more acute angle. This happens sometimes.

[max]

Yes NC I got excited, but every time I think of Escape From LA it makes my blood boil. So many good actors, wasted senselessly. And what about the actors who came home their careers crippled, I cannot help but feel for them. And at the end of that, despite the valiant efforts of actors like Steve Buscemi, what are we left with, nothing not even a film bad enough to be campy.

[PirateBoy]

In answer to the question of "Who?", one word: Snookie.

[Diva]

Hey, "Long Prong," I gotta ask you - would the wife agree????

[telecom]

Hey, nursecindy - I was going incognito as BruinFan4Life - and I still have my girlie girl card! It's in my purse here somewhere -
*submerges head in the black hole of Calcutta I call my purse*