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Posted by: padraig | May 29, 2012 at 01:39 PM
I'd say his dignity is probably bruised.
And he may have chafed his willy, as I believe the Sheriff put it.
Posted by: Steve | May 29, 2012 at 03:18 PM
It was just so big that when he whipped it out, it changed his center of gravity and pulled him over the edge. At least that's the story I'd be telling.
Posted by: max | May 29, 2012 at 03:27 PM
I'm willing to bet this was preceded by him saying, "Hold my beer and watch thiiiiiiiiiiiis."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 29, 2012 at 04:29 PM
He prolly wanted to be able to say, "I can pee ten metres ... "
Posted by: O the Umanity | May 29, 2012 at 08:30 PM