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May 14, 2012


But during one of her experiments, Patty noticed that an inflating drake’s penis could burst through a silicone model of an oviduct.

(Thanks to David Duncan)


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I think Patty needs a boyfriend.

cindy, looks like she has one.

Remember when disceting a frog with an inflatable penis was possible without the oviduct being of any consequence at all?

Now we know why Ludwig von Drake never left the lab.

For some reason, this reminded me of my teen years.
And, what website were those guys watching?
You know, scientific interest.

Duck porn.

Duck porn, oo-oo
Borne of derring-do and twisty luck porn, oo-oo

After all, "duck" rhymes with..........

Luck! I meant luck!

What did you think I meant?

Geez, some people.....

"... a silicone model of an aqueduct??!?"

What the hell does this have to do with ... what? Oh, oviduct. Never mind.

Explosive Erection & Extreme Sexual Behavior opened for Iggy & the Stooges.

No wonder they mate for life.

Cheesewhiz - whose life?

So I might still get grant money to study copulation in another mammal, say homo sapiens?

Males countered by evolving long and twisty penises".

No thanks, I'll just go on Facebook.

This experiment is not well designed; they don't seem to be controlling for intervening variables like xylophone music.

Inflating drake's penis would be a *terrible* name for a rock band. Right? Right? Oh, spare me...

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