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Posted by: MikeyVA | May 29, 2012 at 07:10 AM
*snork*
Good one, Mikey.
Their bed is a litter box. Nice.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 29, 2012 at 07:15 AM
Well, yeah. Cat crap fever.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 29, 2012 at 07:49 AM
That had to of smelled real good.
Posted by: Theresa | May 29, 2012 at 08:06 AM
They now live on Ammonia Avenue.
Posted by: markhh | May 29, 2012 at 08:22 AM
I've seen happier - looking cats ... divorce is always hardest on the children.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 29, 2012 at 10:01 AM
He should just chop up her shoes, that'll get her to move out.
Posted by: padraig | May 29, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I believe grievances are often exaggerated in divorce contests-- there were probably ONLY a couple hundred cats.
Posted by: mazar larry | May 29, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Hef's got her beat.
Posted by: Clankie | May 29, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Sounds like a CATastrophe. Get it ???? Did I spell it right ?????
Posted by: LeDud | May 29, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Good one LeDud.
He should just chop up her shoes, that'll get her to move out.
Would everyone please look the other way for a few minutes while I deal with Padraig? I don't want any witnesses.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2012 at 01:25 PM
The man's such a quitter. My wife brought two human babies into the house back in the '70s, but did I bail? No sirree.
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | May 29, 2012 at 02:57 PM
The phrase "southern Israel" somehow strikes me as funny. I suppose any country not completely two-dimensional must have a north and a south, but still ...
Oy, y'all.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | May 30, 2012 at 10:07 AM
I wonder if it had only been 549 cats.......
Posted by: carlito | May 30, 2012 at 10:49 PM