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May 15, 2012


'I kissed her breasts... there was nowhere else for my face to go'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Stupid bureaucratic policies!


Nowhere else for his face to go...poor man.

Sounds like they've already tackled things vigorously.

Well, the manual said nothing about a tongue-pat-down...

On a somewhat-related note: in the words of the immortal Robert Palmer, "She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went."

City police boss Chris Burbank does not inspire confidence in his serious view of this matter -- or his picture doesn't. He looks like he just back from dinner in that Seattle restaurant, in fact.

Police motorboat.

This excuse won't work on your wife either. Just in case you were wondering.

"...sticky situation..."--Ha!

"Don't touch that! You don't know where its been."
Oh, I think we have a pretty good idea.
Seriously, I've known one (ONE) guy in my life who admitted to patronizing a hooker.
Where do they get these losers?

Why is there a Vice Squad in Salt Lake City?

I thot that the folks there didn't have any vices ... ?

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