WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE RED LIGHT FEATURES

IN Nimwegen, Holland, the green traffic light features a couple having sex.

Key Police Statement: "We had quite a lot of rear end shunts."

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[DrPat]

"We had quite a lot of rear end shunts."

Before or after the green-light artwork was introduced?

[Cheesewiz]

Two questions:

"funar?"

"...party capital Ibiza?"

[queensbee]

STOP! in the name of Love....

[padraig]

So what sound effect does the light produce for visually impaired pedestrians?

[manual tomato]

The Dutch + The Internet = Nimrods

[Horace LaBadie]

So what sound effect does the light produce for visually impaired pedestrians?

I guess the Amber light must say, "Faster, faster."

[max]

All those dirty minds. The image is obviously supposed to mean "don't stop in the crosswalk to pick up change or the person behind you will bump into you."

[clankie]

The red light has the couple relaxing in bed, smoking.

[Omniskeptic]

The green light is copied from signs in prisons. It means, "Don't drop the soap."

It's also similar to the Olympic symbol for the little-known Naughty Biathlon, an event in which one skis from place to place and stops to ...

[manual tomato]

Some annoying Dutch guy saw Marmalade open for Green Light Sex Nimrods, Im told.

[Loudmouth]

Red light has hookers.

[O the Umanity]

Where is "Vitican City"?

[Omniskeptic]

Just outside Rime.

[O the Umanity]

Ih.