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In Illinois, he would be going south in the northbound lanes.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 31, 2012 at 01:25 PM
Paging the Darwin Selection Service, we have an urgent pickup for you...
Posted by: padraig | May 31, 2012 at 01:26 PM
Wrong time of the year for New Yorkers to be hurrying south.
Posted by: mazar larry | May 31, 2012 at 02:49 PM
if it hadnt been raining, he might have slowed down. nah. prolly not.
Posted by: queensbee | May 31, 2012 at 04:06 PM
I would think that even rain droplets hitting you at 193 mph might leave a mark. A bird flying by or a stone thrown up by a vehicle, would possibly kill you.
A deer? I'm flying! I'm flying!
Uh oh.
Posted by: Steve | May 31, 2012 at 04:41 PM
He has an excellent chance of becoming a greasy spot on the road in the near future. Moron.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 31, 2012 at 04:43 PM
'zactly, my dear nursecindy, this is a self correcting problem. 'cept the rest of us have to clean up later.
Posted by: ibid | May 31, 2012 at 06:02 PM
Only 14 citations? Seems mild.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | June 01, 2012 at 04:31 PM
Anyone else find it ironic that he was heading for a hospital?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 03, 2012 at 12:19 PM