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Do they still have the poisonous stingray barbs sticking out of the heels? 'Cos that would be cool.
Posted by: padraig | May 31, 2012 at 10:36 AM
this is taking the idea of custom made shoes to absurd heights.
Posted by: max | May 31, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Do they come in red?
Posted by: MikeyVA | May 31, 2012 at 12:36 PM
No bespoke willy-warmers too? :(
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | May 31, 2012 at 03:17 PM
Ethically, what's the difference between raising a multicolored stingray to slaughter it and make it into shoes and a normal one?
On whether they really are genetically engineering anything? BS
Posted by: Elon | May 31, 2012 at 03:20 PM
And Pad's right. That would be awesome!
Posted by: Elon | May 31, 2012 at 03:20 PM
I'm pretty sure they had padraig's suggestion back in the 60s. Didn't a nasty old woman (who was younger than I am now) try to kick James Bond in From Russia With Love?
Posted by: Steve | May 31, 2012 at 04:56 PM
No dolphins were harmed.
Posted by: Clankie | May 31, 2012 at 05:01 PM
Update: 12 pairs of these shoes were just delivered to the Kardashian compound. With stingers.
Posted by: padraig | May 31, 2012 at 09:21 PM
These are times that try men's soles.
Posted by: Ralph | May 31, 2012 at 09:54 PM