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Insurance Mascot or Halloween costume?
Posted by: MOTW | April 30, 2012 at 05:21 PM
Don't mess with a boiling pot of water when karma is involved.
Homer
Posted by: manual tomato | April 30, 2012 at 05:26 PM
Look out Red Lobster.
Posted by: Theresa | April 30, 2012 at 05:28 PM
We're going to need more butter...
Posted by: Chris S. | April 30, 2012 at 05:46 PM
huh
i've seen more crabs at the jersey shore
Posted by: ligirl | April 30, 2012 at 05:49 PM
Sumhow I don't get the math part of this ... a 15-lb. crab will produce 20-lb. of meat?
Sounds like sumthin' P.T. Barnum would have on display ...
Also ... "interestin' quote": "'When I found out we were getting the crabs ... I was really excited."
O ... K ... not many real thrills in that person's life, eh?
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 30, 2012 at 05:54 PM
When fully grown it will double in size and them have 20lb of meat. Mmmmm, pass the Old Bay.
Man, I don't want crabs that size in my pants.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 30, 2012 at 06:01 PM
I believe Dave would simply call that a spider.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 30, 2012 at 06:11 PM
ligirl, you mean ON "Jersey Shore", right?
I think they usually fuzz them out, though.
Posted by: padraig | April 30, 2012 at 06:30 PM
She better hope her crab isn't as agile as this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMaTwbluEeA
Posted by: padraig | April 30, 2012 at 06:34 PM
Mr. Crabs?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | April 30, 2012 at 07:05 PM
the photo of the small, black crab on Claude's back
prompted me to come up with two captions:
1) "Say hello to my little Friend" from Scarface
2) Sometimes you have a monkey on your back. Sometimes it's a little crab. Kids: don't do drugs.
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2012 at 08:12 PM
Whoo. Can you IMAGINE having a couple of those in your undies?
Posted by: Steve | April 30, 2012 at 08:12 PM
I'm not really expert at reading the facial expressions of crustaceans, but offhand I'd say he looks like he's less than thrilled.
Posted by: Betsy | April 30, 2012 at 08:26 PM
Maybe it's just me, but any crab with a girl's head attached to it is not to be messed with.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | April 30, 2012 at 08:45 PM
The Ragin' Crustacean has never looked better.
Posted by: clankie | April 30, 2012 at 10:00 PM
So that's Claude, eh? What's the crustacean's name?
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 30, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Claude, you are vun ugly muzzer....
Posted by: padraig | April 30, 2012 at 10:37 PM
That's no crab...that's my fifth grade teacher, Mrs. Gibson
Posted by: PhilinTexas | April 30, 2012 at 11:50 PM
He weighs 15 pounds and produces 20 pounds of meat? Impressive conjuring trick there. He's bigger on the inside!
Posted by: Elon | May 01, 2012 at 12:25 AM
I see another Roger Corman movie in our future. It will be loosely based on the radioactive explosion at the Fukushima reactor.
According to sources close to the production there will a poorly dubbed version featuring Japanese soldiers wearing white gloves and Mothra will make a cameo appearance as Gus, the friendly gas station attendant.
Posted by: Mitch | May 01, 2012 at 09:03 AM
Interesting use of forced perspective. He's big, but not as big as the picture would lead you to believe. Just 15" across the carapace. I would guess the woman/girl is small for her size to make this look even more sensational.
Posted by: Steve @ Secret Location | May 01, 2012 at 02:10 PM