WE HAVE *GOT* TO BAN THOSE THINGS

Myrtle Beach couple charged after domestic incident with inflatable hammer

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[Loudmouth]

Ban blow-up hammers - gateway whacking device to real hammers.

[Ms. Flukey]

"Babcock said she remembered swinging the hammer at Beachem because she was trying to kill him"

Got to give her points for honesty. Crazy, but honest.

[ligirl]

she was bored & she nailed him

done

[ligirl]

board, that is, cuz she was a swinger

ok

i'll stop now

[Steve]

She's doing it wrong.
Somebody needs to tell her that.
From a distance.

[Jeff Meyerson]

I bet you were as shocked as I was to discover that alcohol was involved.

Didn't Inflatable Hammer open for Metallica?

[funny man]

In her police interview inside the residence, Babcock said she remembered swinging the hammer at Beachem because she was trying to kill him, the report said.

There you go, a confession by "Ms. Hammer."

Nothing like domestic bliss Cohabitation...

[Betsy]

I love this. It has to be one of the most detailed pieces of domestic violence reportage (pron: "reportAJH") in history.

But I'm wondering about classifying it as "criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature."
I'm sure they were high, but what would it be called if it had involved, say, a genuine John Henry-type hammer??

[ScottMGS]

Dum da da dum, da dum, da dum Can't touch this!

[Omniskeptic]

All that would be needed to make this an epic would be if one of them had been named Thor.

[nursecindy]

♫ If I had an inflatable hammer ♫ It's not the same.
I go to Myrtle Beach a lot and there is definitely something in the air that can make you stupid. At least that's been my experience.

[Elon]

Ah Myrtle Beach, where a friend almost got beaned by a firework and romance was in the air.

[poker]

If you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail

[Ralph]

This deserves a hammerhead snark.

[WVplantman]

We love Myrtle Beach, aka "the hillbilly riviera".