WE HAVE *GOT* TO BAN THOSE THINGS
Myrtle Beach couple charged after domestic incident with inflatable hammer
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jeff Meyerson)
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Ban blow-up hammers - gateway whacking device to real hammers.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 30, 2012 at 06:54 PM
"Babcock said she remembered swinging the hammer at Beachem because she was trying to kill him"
Got to give her points for honesty. Crazy, but honest.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | April 30, 2012 at 07:04 PM
she was bored & she nailed him
done
Posted by: ligirl | April 30, 2012 at 07:05 PM
board, that is, cuz she was a swinger
ok
i'll stop now
Posted by: ligirl | April 30, 2012 at 07:27 PM
She's doing it wrong.
Somebody needs to tell her that.
From a distance.
Posted by: Steve | April 30, 2012 at 08:06 PM
I bet you were as shocked as I was to discover that alcohol was involved.
Didn't Inflatable Hammer open for Metallica?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2012 at 08:06 PM
In her police interview inside the residence, Babcock said she remembered swinging the hammer at Beachem because she was trying to kill him, the report said.
There you go, a confession by "Ms. Hammer."
Nothing like domestic
blissCohabitation...Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2012 at 08:20 PM
I love this. It has to be one of the most detailed pieces of domestic violence reportage (pron: "reportAJH") in history.
But I'm wondering about classifying it as "criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature."
I'm sure they were high, but what would it be called if it had involved, say, a genuine John Henry-type hammer??
Posted by: Betsy | April 30, 2012 at 08:34 PM
Dum da da dum, da dum, da dum Can't touch this!
Posted by: ScottMGS | April 30, 2012 at 10:08 PM
All that would be needed to make this an epic would be if one of them had been named Thor.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 30, 2012 at 10:27 PM
♫ If I had an inflatable hammer ♫ It's not the same.
I go to Myrtle Beach a lot and there is definitely something in the air that can make you stupid. At least that's been my experience.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 30, 2012 at 11:58 PM
Ah Myrtle Beach, where a friend almost got beaned by a firework and romance was in the air.
Posted by: Elon | May 01, 2012 at 12:24 AM
If you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail
Posted by: poker | May 01, 2012 at 07:30 AM
This deserves a hammerhead snark.
Posted by: Ralph | May 01, 2012 at 12:51 PM
We love Myrtle Beach, aka "the hillbilly riviera".
Posted by: WVplantman | May 01, 2012 at 04:38 PM