THOSE THINGS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE ON THE STREET
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April 29, 2012
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Well mebbe the perps merely wanted sumthin' to go on ... um ... sit on ... ?
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 29, 2012 at 06:20 PM
They're really going to p!ssed if they get them home and find they don't match their decor.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 29, 2012 at 06:55 PM
Match the décor? Who cares what color they were?
Cindy, do you know how valuable bar stool cushions are? Do you have any idea what a bar stool cushion goes for on the black market? Well it goes for about 3 cents.
Posted by: Elon | April 29, 2012 at 07:11 PM
Oh, I dunno ... them barstool cushions make a great hat ... suitable fer disguises and Hallowe'en Hijinx ... oughta bring 50 cents, at least ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 29, 2012 at 07:24 PM
Great. Now his "Indian" name is "Running Stool".
Posted by: Steve | April 29, 2012 at 07:57 PM
We have really stupid crooks here in Seattle. Must have had too much coffee...
Posted by: monsoon | April 30, 2012 at 02:50 AM
Their probation officers told them they needed to produce clean stool samples?
Posted by: Ralph | April 30, 2012 at 01:03 PM
You know of course what a bar stool cushion is? A stool softener.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 30, 2012 at 03:30 PM