SUGAR VALLEY NIGHTLIFE REPORT
When the manager asked to see his identification, he couldn’t provide his license. The manager asked Mills and the other person to leave several times before Mills stood up, pulled down his pants and walked out. He was arrested later at Checkers.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Little hard to walk with your pants down, isn't it?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | April 30, 2012 at 04:45 PM
Accordin' to my calendar, last nite the moon wuz in the First Quarter ... he must've been lonely fer a Full Moon ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 30, 2012 at 06:10 PM
Exactly, Richard. I'm guessing he did a lot of imbibing first.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2012 at 06:31 PM
This is what happens when parents hate a child and his name proves it.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 30, 2012 at 06:40 PM
After a hard night of drinking and pulling down your pants, you waddle off to play Checkers?
Note to self: Avoid Applebees and Checkers. Too many cheeky assholes there.
Posted by: funny man | April 30, 2012 at 07:57 PM
I don't understand what was inappropriate here. Just think what would have happened if it had been an Olive Garden.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 30, 2012 at 10:34 PM