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So this is some kind of test lab? I thought it was a Taco Bell kitchen.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | April 27, 2012 at 09:18 AM
The Soybean Paste Extrusion WBAGNFAJazzFusionB
Posted by: jon | April 27, 2012 at 09:23 AM
What a turdy job.
Posted by: MikeyVA | April 27, 2012 at 09:44 AM
Gee, a perfect looking log.
Posted by: Theresa | April 27, 2012 at 09:54 AM
And I thought that I had a 5h!tty job.
Posted by: ArcticAl | April 27, 2012 at 09:57 AM
Must make ladies toilets.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 27, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Since the "logs" are made of soybean paste, what would they do with them after testing?
My suggestion: Be extremely diligent and aware if you eat at any Asian restaurant located near the testing
labs.
Posted by: funny man | April 27, 2012 at 10:20 AM
and now, more of our man on the street interviews: scuse me sir, what do you do?
"I make fake sh** for a toilet testing company."
thanks. sorry we asked.
but ya cant make it up.
Posted by: queensbee | April 27, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Not nearly transparent enough...
Posted by: padraig | April 27, 2012 at 10:53 AM
I am so glad I ate breakfast before I looked at the article. I know it's fake but still!
Posted by: nursecindy | April 27, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Wow, I was doing well until the photo that showed the specimens actually IN the toilet.
Posted by: Schadeboy | April 27, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Yum, Morningstar Sausages.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 27, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Gotta love the internet. I agree with padraig...not nearly transparent enough. Ewww.
Posted by: Coconuts | April 27, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Holy Sh!t, Batman.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 27, 2012 at 12:25 PM
The plastic, um hole, that he's dropping them through is a nice touch.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 27, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Yet one more example of why I prefer to NEVER partake of any "soy product" items on the menu ... any menu ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | April 27, 2012 at 01:05 PM
Those extruded samples should actually be tapered at both ends to allow a smooth beginning and to keep your a-hole from slamming shut.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | April 27, 2012 at 01:24 PM
Looks about as rigorous as a Florida Driver's license test.
Posted by: Clankie | April 27, 2012 at 01:49 PM
Would be great for frat pledge hazing. Works better than bananas in the pot.
Posted by: EyeGore | April 27, 2012 at 02:13 PM
That article is full of it.
Posted by: Girlogic | April 27, 2012 at 04:13 PM
Who's up for tofu?
Posted by: Dan S. | April 27, 2012 at 04:38 PM
Maybe add some corn for realism.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 27, 2012 at 04:59 PM
and make 'em a LOT larger.
just sayin...
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | April 27, 2012 at 05:04 PM
Reminds me of Jack Palance in City Slickers. "I crap bigger than you."
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 27, 2012 at 10:05 PM
Reminds me of the "Brown 25" commercial in Up In Smoke!
Posted by: wizkid65 | April 27, 2012 at 10:51 PM
Actual quote from the MaP Testing Protocol: "Each test specimen shall be approximately 100 ± 13mm in length and 25 ± 6mm in diameter."
Soon to be federal law for all of us, I expect. And with those high-tech toilets coming out, they will know.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | April 28, 2012 at 12:29 AM